Ummm...You're Joking, Right?
If there's one thing I enjoy, it's trying out new nacho recipes. And then I came across this four-step recipe on Recipedia.us and nearly had a coronary.
Don't get me wrong, everyone is entitled to their opinion especially when it comes to nachos. Everyone, that is, except Jeff. Apparently, Jeff is a bit retarded when it comes to the most basic ingredient of the nacho. I'm not talking about the tortilla chips (although after reading his recipe I wouldn't have been surprised if he substituted chips for spinach salad). No, my nacho loving friends, I'm talking about the CHEESE! Dude...Jeff...here's a little advice if you ever decide to write another nacho recipe:
You need nacho cheese.
Jeff's nacho recipe is nothing more than chips. I feel bad for even pasting this recipe here on ilovenachocheese.com, but I believe I owe it to you, the reader, to see for yourself what a disgrace this recipe is and warn others to beware.
Jeff's Nachos:
1. Buy nachos (brand of your choice).
2. Open bag of nachos using scissors in order to avoid lost nachos.
3. Empty contents of bag into a large bowl (this step is optional).
4. Consume nachos, but be careful to not eat the bag - this can lead to choking.
Haha, thanks :)
So far I haven't seen any waves of Nacho-zealots, but I'll stand ready! Feel free to add any real nacho recipes if you want :P
I appreciate all the humor too; keep it up!
Posted by: Matt | March 04, 2007 at 11:29 AM
I've corrected the URL in the post to recipedia.us. And tell Jeff that we don't think he's retarded altogether... simply when it comes to the basic nacho ingredient. ;-) Thanks for visiting the site and I hope we were able to drive a little traffic to yours!
Posted by: Joey Mack | March 04, 2007 at 10:40 AM
Recipedia.us is my website, and Jeff is indeed my roommate. He seems pretty thrilled that you guys think he's retarded, though :)
Posted by: Matt | March 04, 2007 at 10:23 AM
Matt- If Jeff is truly your roommate, could you please have him email us?
Posted by: Joey Mack | March 04, 2007 at 09:01 AM
Jeff is my roommate. Let me assure you, he is an EXPERT on Nachos. I've seen him eat them before; it was an experience.
Posted by: Matt | March 04, 2007 at 12:19 AM
Well...one could argue that he DOES know the first thing about nachos...just not the SECOND thing.
Posted by: JoeyMack | February 22, 2007 at 06:17 PM
Jeff is a retard. Obviously he doesn't know the first thing about nachos or nacho cheese.
Posted by: NachoMan | February 22, 2007 at 06:03 PM
He's eating chips not nachos
Posted by: pmpsta | February 22, 2007 at 01:00 PM