The Sun, Earth and Moon don’t align very often, but last week a similar event occurred: the cafeteria served nachos on the same day as carnitas!
Three friends and I all decided to partake on this magical event. Two of them kept it real and drizzled nacho cheese on top of their carnitas. One other friend and I dropped the ball and settled for plain carnitas. NOT A GOOD CHOICE.
Later that day, my stomach started to feel a bit odd. Rumblings started to occur which were then followed by a sharp pain. At that point I decided to ask my friends if they had any similar problems.
Here are the results:
Friend 1: Similar pains. Did not drizzle nacho cheese on top of carnitas.
Friend 2: No pains. Drizzled nacho cheese on top of carnitas.
Friend 3: No pains. Drizzled nacho cheese on top of carnitas.
After analyzing this study, I’ve come to only one conclusion: The
nacho cheese must have coated their stomachs thus acting like a barrier
to any bad carnita fillings!
I don’t know if this strange alignment gave the nacho cheese special
abilities or if the nacho cheese god was punishing us for not keeping
it real, but one thing is obvious: nacho cheese has medicinal purposes.
I suppose that old saying is true: “A nacho a day keeps the doctor away.”