I’m a big fan of reading police logs in newspapers. Why? It’s intriguing for some reason to know what the criminal world is up to. Plus, I always end up finding some random act of criminal behavior that completely baffles me.
The city of Redding, California recently had a run in with nacho cheese in their police logs.
From the Redding News:
The words, "I’m sitting in the grass," were written backward in nacho cheese on the window of a residence in the 1600 block of Pleasant Street.
Since when has nacho cheese been a scare tactic? After reading this police log, I’m left with a question. What’s more scary…a vandal writing on a window or a vandal writing on a window using NACHO CHEESE!
I’ve been to Redding and I am not shocked at all by this. What else are you gonna do on a Friday night in Redding?