Ummm…You’re Joking, Right?

If there’s one thing I enjoy, it’s trying out new nacho recipes. And then I came across this four-step recipe on and nearly had a coronary.

Don’t get me wrong, everyone is entitled to their opinion especially when it comes to nachos. Everyone, that is, except Jeff. Apparently, Jeff is a bit retarded when it comes to the most basic ingredient of the nacho. I’m not talking about the tortilla chips (although after reading his recipe I wouldn’t have been surprised if he substituted chips for spinach salad). No, my nacho loving friends, I’m talking about the CHEESE! Dude…Jeff…here’s a little advice if you ever decide to write another nacho recipe:

You need nacho cheese.

Jeff’s nacho recipe is nothing more than chips. I feel bad for even pasting this recipe here on, but I believe I owe it to you, the reader, to see for yourself what a disgrace this recipe is and warn others to beware.

Jeff’s Nachos:
1. Buy nachos (brand of your choice).
2. Open bag of nachos using scissors in order to avoid lost nachos.
3. Empty contents of bag into a large bowl (this step is optional).
4. Consume nachos, but be careful to not eat the bag – this can lead to choking.

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8 thoughts on “Ummm…You’re Joking, Right?”

  1. Jeff is my roommate. Let me assure you, he is an EXPERT on Nachos. I’ve seen him eat them before; it was an experience.

  2. is my website, and Jeff is indeed my roommate. He seems pretty thrilled that you guys think he’s retarded, though 🙂

  3. I’ve corrected the URL in the post to And tell Jeff that we don’t think he’s retarded altogether… simply when it comes to the basic nacho ingredient. 😉 Thanks for visiting the site and I hope we were able to drive a little traffic to yours!

  4. Haha, thanks 🙂
    So far I haven’t seen any waves of Nacho-zealots, but I’ll stand ready! Feel free to add any real nacho recipes if you want 😛
    I appreciate all the humor too; keep it up!

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